Fat Tony: Chief Wiggum! You honor us with your presence.
Chief Wiggum: Baloney! I'm not going to rest until one of us is behind
bars. You! You wouldn't happen to know anything about a
cigarette truck that got hijacked on Route 401?
Fat Tony: What's a truck?
Chief Wiggum: Don't play dumb with me!
-- "Bart the Murderer"
Chief Wiggum: Baloney! I'm not going to rest until one of us is behind
bars. You! You wouldn't happen to know anything about a
cigarette truck that got hijacked on Route 401?
Fat Tony: What's a truck?
Chief Wiggum: Don't play dumb with me!
-- "Bart the Murderer"
Related:
- Fat Tony: How do you know you don't like bribes if you've never taken
one?
Here. [puts some cash into Rex's hand] Banner... - Wiggum: You!
Big Daddy: Welcome to my maison, Chief.
I've been expecting you. Wiggum: Is that so, Big... - Bart: Chief Wiggum, think you have room in your jail for a two-time
loser?
Wiggum: Well, no, frankly. But that never stopped... - Sideshow Bob: Bart, I must know. How did you untangle my web?
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, Bart, pull us in! Bart: ... - Let that be a lesson to the rest of you nuts!
-- Chief Wiggum addresses a bowl of walnuts,
"I Love... - Brooks: [Yiddish voice] What's with the sir -- [normal voice] What's
with the siren?
Wiggum: Evening, Simpson. You got a short and your... - I can assure you that we're using the most advanced scientific
techniques in the field of.
[searching for the word] body-finding. -- Police... - Wiggum: If it isn't my old friends from Springfield,
the Simpsons! What brings you folks to New... - Lou: Uh, Chief, what about those coleslaw punks?
Wiggum:
Well, I... I can't be everywhere at once, Lou, now...
