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• Now I don't want you to worry, class. These test will have no effect on your grade.
  They merely determine your future social status and financial success....
• laughs sickly] Well, we're still on. Three hundred and forty-six consecutive hours, and all because of one little boy who.
  .. who WON'T LET ME STOP!!! [delirious] Anyway, now let's go over and see if Sideshow Mel has any more of those legal over-the-counter wake-up drugs of his!...
• Homer: You know, Marge, I've had my share of troubles, but sitting here now with you and the kids in our cozy home in this beautiful free country.
  ..it just makes me feel that I'm really a lucky guy....
• Marge: Homer! Get ready! Patty and Selma will be here any minute.
  Homer: D'oh! Oh no...better ride this one out in the closet....
• She's faking it. -- Ms.
  Krabappel shows the class a sex education film, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• He gets it from your side of the family, you know. No monsters on &l
  my> side....
• Edna: Class, I know there's no way to prove who actually did this, and in our American democracy, everyone is innocent until proven guilty.
  Bart: God bless America. Edna: But _my_ classroom is not a democracy....
• Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
  Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: Oh ....
• Remember to visualize the complex problem. And relaaaaax.
  The test will start... [looks around calmly] [yells] Now!...