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• Ezekiel and Ishmael, in accordance with your parents' wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls.
  -- Ms. Krabappel shows a sex education film, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Class, in order to explain why your hormones will soon make you an easy target for [turning bitter] every smooth-talking Lothario with his own car and tight jeans.
  .. [calms down] I will now show a short sex-education film....
• And now that you know how it's done... Don't do it.
  -- Troy McClure narrates a sex education film, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• I'm here to provide the facts about sex in a frank and straightforward manner.
  And now, here's... "Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What"....
• Nine months later, Fluffy gave birth to fourteen beautiful little bunnies.
  Eight survived....
• This is Fuzzy Bunny. About a year ago, he noticed his voice was changing, he had terrible acne, and had fur where there was no fur before.
  -- Troy McClure narrates a sex education film, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Bart: How are we going to find her? Milhouse: She said she'd be wearing a plaid jumper.
• Lisa: Hey, Bart, according to this magazine, in another million years, man will have another finger.
  [shows an artist's conception of a five-fingered hand] Ba...
• Milhouse, we're living in the age of cooties. I can't believe the risk you're running.
  -- Bart, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...