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• Remember to visualize the complex problem. And relaaaaax.
  The test will start... [looks around calmly] [yells] Now!...
• Well, class the history of our country has been changed again, to correspond with Bart's answers on yesterday's test.
  [groans from the class] America was now discovered in 1942 by ....
• Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
  Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: Oh ....
• First question. If I could be any animal, I would be (a) a carpenter ant, (b) a nurse shark, or (c) a lawyer bird.
  -- Ms....
• Class, in order to explain why your hormones will soon make you an easy target for [turning bitter] every smooth-talking Lothario with his own car and tight jeans.
  .. [calms down] I will now show a short sex-education film....
• Some of you may discover a wonderful vocation you never even imagined.
  Others may find out that life isn't fair... [turning bitter] in spite of your Masters from Bryn Mawr, you might end up a glorified babysitter to a bunch of dead-eyed fourth-graders while your husband runs naked on a beach with your marriage counselor!...
• Ms.K: [blows whistle] Now class, I don't want this field trip to be a repeat of our infamous visit to the Springfield State Prison.
  So I want you all to be on your best behavior....
• What are you looking at, Bart! Are those naughty dogs back again?
  -- Ms. Krabappel catches Bart staring out the window, "Bart the Geniu...
• This is your teacher!? I should start going to Parents' Night.
  [growls] -- Homer sees Bart's photo of a sexy Ms. Krabappel, "Bart the Love...