Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
Bart: I won't say it!
Skinner: Bart!
Bart: Oh ... [shudders] I love you, Edna Krabappel.
[winces as the entire class laughs at him]
Sherri and
Terri: [sing-song] Bart's going to marry the teacher.
Nelson: Where are you registered, Simpson?
Bart: Oh ...
Krabappel: Thank you Bart, that was very sweet. You may sit down now.
Bart: [under breath] You're not going to get away with this.
Krabappel: [standing up] Class, I'm going to step out for a few
minutes. Martin, you're in charge. [leaves]
Martin: Now Bart [mock cough] You must promise not to fall in love
with me.
[class laughs again]
Bart: Oh, now, Martin's scoring off me. Oh, that is it. [gets
up on chair]
Listen up, everybody! Follow me! [leads the students out
of the classroom]
-- So what's your social rating now, Bart,
"Grade School Confidential"
Bart: I won't say it!
Skinner: Bart!
Bart: Oh ... [shudders] I love you, Edna Krabappel.
[winces as the entire class laughs at him]
Sherri and
Terri: [sing-song] Bart's going to marry the teacher.
Nelson: Where are you registered, Simpson?
Bart: Oh ...
Krabappel: Thank you Bart, that was very sweet. You may sit down now.
Bart: [under breath] You're not going to get away with this.
Krabappel: [standing up] Class, I'm going to step out for a few
minutes. Martin, you're in charge. [leaves]
Martin: Now Bart [mock cough] You must promise not to fall in love
with me.
[class laughs again]
Bart: Oh, now, Martin's scoring off me. Oh, that is it. [gets
up on chair]
Listen up, everybody! Follow me! [leads the students out
of the classroom]
-- So what's your social rating now, Bart,
"Grade School Confidential"
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- Bart: I'm outta here. Skinny, Krabby, catch ya later.
Skinner: Uh, hold on, Bart. May we have a word with you?... - Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw .
.. but, uh ... let me assure you... Krabappel... - Edna: And now, Principal Skinner will tell us where we'll be going on
this year's field trip.
Skinner: Thank you, Edna, everyone. [clears throat] Now, class, I wonder who among you can tell me what this is?... - Edna: Go away, Bart, this is not a good time.
Ba
I saw you two fighting...I'm worried there could be a strike and the school would shut down.... - Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, Mrs. Krabappel!
Mrs K: Bart!
Not another word out of you, or I'll subject you to the humiliation of making you sing in front of the class.... - Skinner: Mother doesn't approve of me dating so I need you to keep
her busy for a few hours while Edna and I sneak out.
[sneaks out] Bart: Oh, I can't take much more of this.... - Skinner: Mmmm. This dessert is exquisite. What do you call it?
Krabappel: Applesauce. Skinner: [chuckles] Oh, of course.... - Nelson: {The ingredients were: fresh pureed tomatoes, water, salt, and
sodium benzoate used to retard spoilage.
Once again, if I'm not mistaken, this can contained tomato paste.... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
