Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart Has Something He Wants To Say To You.

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Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
Bart: I won't say it!
Skinner: Bart!
Bart: Oh ... [shudders] I love you, Edna Krabappel.
[winces as the entire class laughs at him]
Sherri and
Terri: [sing-song] Bart's going to marry the teacher.
Nelson: Where are you registered, Simpson?
Bart: Oh ...
Krabappel: Thank you Bart, that was very sweet. You may sit down now.
Bart: [under breath] You're not going to get away with this.
Krabappel: [standing up] Class, I'm going to step out for a few
minutes. Martin, you're in charge. [leaves]
Martin: Now Bart [mock cough] You must promise not to fall in love
with me.
[class laughs again]
Bart: Oh, now, Martin's scoring off me. Oh, that is it. [gets
up on chair]
Listen up, everybody! Follow me! [leads the students out
of the classroom]
-- So what's your social rating now, Bart,
"Grade School Confidential"