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• Sting: There's a hole in my heart as deep as a well for that poor little boy, who's stuck halfway to Hell.
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• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
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• Krusty: Now, let's hear it for a great American. Former President Gerald Ford.
  Ford: Thank you, Krusty, for inviting me. Krusty...
• Bart: You twisted old monster! [runs at him
  Burns pulls back his lapel and shows a gun] Bu...
• Techie: Talking doll, take eight. Lisa: "When I get married, I'm keeping my own name.
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• Bart: And then he raked me across the chest! And the weirdest thing was, it was that school janitor who mysteriously disappeared
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• Hutz: Good news, Bart: the Krusty O Cereal Corp. has settled your case for $
  100,000, less, of course, my legal fees. Bart: [suspicious] What kind of legal fees?...