Marge: Homer, maybe fame and fortune aren't as bad as they say.
Woman 1: If I hear one more thing about the Simpsons, I swear, I'm going
to scream.
Woman 2: At first they were cute and funny, but now they are just
annoying.
-- Dame Fortune frowns,
`The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
Woman 1: If I hear one more thing about the Simpsons, I swear, I'm going
to scream.
Woman 2: At first they were cute and funny, but now they are just
annoying.
-- Dame Fortune frowns,
`The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
Related:
- Come to think of it, the guy that sold me this thing did say the wishes
would bring grave misfortune.
I thought he was just being colorful. -- Homer, `The... - Lisa: [takes the paw] I wish for world peace.
[the second finger on the paw closes]
Homer:
Lisa, that was very selfish of you! -- `The Monkey's... - Vendor: Sir, I must strongly advise you: Do not purchase this.
Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I... - Kent: After the meltdown, we can expect roving bands of.
Abe: Ah, I don't like this program. Jasper: Change... - Merchant:
Sir, I must strongly advise you, do not purchase this.
Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself... - Announcer: Today on "Ben": mothers and runaway daughters reunited by
their hatred of Homer Simpson.
And here's your host, Gentle Ben. ... - I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich,
on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, <and>... - Homer: [wakes up and screams]
Marge: Did you have a nightmare,
Homey? Homer: No, Bart bit me. Bart: Hey, man, you... - Marge: Homer, did you just call everyone "chicken"?
Homer: Noooo. I swear on this Bible! Marge: That's...
