Vendor: Sir, I must strongly advise you: Do not purchase this.
Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune.
I, myself, was once president of Algeria.
Homer: Come on, pal, I don't want to hear your life story. Paw me!
-- A visit to Morocco,
`The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune.
I, myself, was once president of Algeria.
Homer: Come on, pal, I don't want to hear your life story. Paw me!
-- A visit to Morocco,
`The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
Related:
- Merchant:
Sir, I must strongly advise you, do not purchase this.
Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself... - Come to think of it, the guy that sold me this thing did say the wishes
would bring grave misfortune.
I thought he was just being colorful. -- Homer, `The... - Lisa: [takes the paw] I wish for world peace.
[the second finger on the paw closes]
Homer:
Lisa, that was very selfish of you! -- `The Monkey's... - I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich,
on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, <and>... - Homer: What a dump! Why would Princess Grace live in a place like this?
Lisa: [annoyed] Dad, that's Monaco. -- A visit... - People of earth! We come to you in the spirit of hostility and menace!
The green aliens, `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse... - Marge: Homer, maybe fame and fortune aren't as bad as they say.
Woman 1: If I hear one more thing about the Simpsons... - Okily dokily!
-- Ned Flanders,
`The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror... - Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!
The green aliens, `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse...
