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• I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, &l
  and> I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises....
• Vendor: Sir, I must strongly advise you: Do not purchase this.
  Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was once president of Algeria....
• Okily dokily! -- Ned Flanders, `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II
• Homer: What a dump! Why would Princess Grace live in a place like this?
  Lisa: [annoyed] Dad, that's Monaco....
• People of earth! We come to you in the spirit of hostility and menace!
  -- The green aliens, `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
• Len: They're conking us with a club! Man: Wish we'd saved an A-bomb or two.
  .. -- Green aliens invade, `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
• Come to think of it, the guy that sold me this thing did say the wishes would bring grave misfortune.
  I thought he was just being colorful. -- Homer, `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
• Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!
  -- The green aliens, `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
• British ambassador: Eh, sorry about the Falklands, old boy.
  Argentine ambassador: Oh, forget it. We kind of knew they were yours....