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• Marge: [walking in] Homer! Where did you get that?
  Homer: [pause] Get what? Marge: That giant donut. Home...
• Marge: [interrupting] Homer, did you barricade the door?
  Homer: Why? Oh, the Zombies.. No. [the back door collapses inward] Family...
• Y'know, you look a little flushed. Maybe you should eat more vegetables and less people.
  .. -- Marge Simpson to 'King Homer', "Treehouse of Horror III...
• Marge: [feeling for Homer's breath with her hand] He's not dead!
  Burns: No, but his career is. I remember when Al Jolson ran amok at the Winter Garden and climbed the Chrysler building....
• Marge: Homer, maybe fame and fortune aren't as bad as they say.
  Woman 1: If I hear one more thing about the Simpsons, I swear, I'm going to scream....
• Bart: I thought dabbling in the Black Arts would be good for a chuckle, how wrong I was.
  I should have never read that book. Lisa: Bart, maybe the library has another book that will reverse the spell?...
• See, Marge, who needs a car-wash when you can just drive around in the rain?
  -- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Homer: No TV and No Beer Make Homer ... something something.
  Marge: Go crazy? Homer: Don't mind if I do! Treehouse of Horror V...
• Marge: I know we didn't ask for this, Homer, but doesn't the Bible say, "Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, that you do unto me.
  ..?" Homer: Yes, but doesn't the Bible also say, "Thou shalt not take moochers into thy hut?...