I'll Make A Wish That Can't Backfire. I Wish For A Turkey Sandwich, On Rye Bread, With Lettuce And Mustard, And, &l

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I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on
rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, <and> I don't want any zombie
turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any
other weird surprises. You got it?
[the monkey's paw closes its finger in understanding]
[a turkey sandwich materializes]
[Homer takes it] Hey! [digs in]
Not bad. Nice, hot mustard. Good bread. The turkey's a little dry.
[in realization] The turkey's a little dry!
Oh, foe, the cursed teeth! [huh?]
What demon from the depths of hell created thee!
-- Homer deals with... `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse
of Horror II"

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