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• Marge: Homer...it looks like it could gore. Homer: Heh heh.
  ..it _does_ look like Al Gore. Bart: [admiring] Ew, he smells worse than anything....
• Bart: OK, boy: catch the frisbee. [SLH does so] Good catch, boy!
  SLH: [taking the frisbee from his mouth] Thanks, Bart....
• He gets it from your side of the family, you know. No monsters on &l
  my> side....
• Homer: Stupid carbon rod. It's all just a popularity contest!
  Bart: Wow! Did you actually get to _see_ the rod?...
• Lisa: Did you hear that, Bart? Bart: Maybe it was just the cat.
  Lisa: No, she's sleeping with me....
• Marge: Homer, what's wrong? Homer: [pointing to the harmless doll] That doll tried to kill me!
  Bart: I'd say the pressure has finally gotten to Dad, but what pressure?...
• Marge: If you eat too much, you'll have nightmares.
  Bart: [mouth full of candy] [sarcasm] Oh yeah, everybody in the family is going to have bad nightmares tonight, ha!...
• Homer: [snores] Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
  Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Bart: Now get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show your work, Simpson....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...