Marge: Ew, Homer, where did you get that ugly thing?
Homer: Why, at that little shop right over... there?
[all that's left is a gust of wind] [gasp!]
Oh, no, wait, it was over there.
[points at the shop]
-- Sleight of hand,
`The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
Homer: Why, at that little shop right over... there?
[all that's left is a gust of wind] [gasp!]
Oh, no, wait, it was over there.
[points at the shop]
-- Sleight of hand,
`The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
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- Come to think of it, the guy that sold me this thing did say the wishes
would bring grave misfortune.
I thought he was just being colorful. -- Homer, `The... - Lisa: [takes the paw] I wish for world peace.
[the second finger on the paw closes]
Homer:
Lisa, that was very selfish of you! -- `The Monkey's... - Bart: Here we go. Kwyjibo. [places his tiles] K-W-Y-J-I-B-O.
Twenty-two points, plus triple-word-score, plus fifty... - Marge: Homer, maybe fame and fortune aren't as bad as they say.
Woman 1: If I hear one more thing about the Simpsons... - Homer: What a dump! Why would Princess Grace live in a place like this?
Lisa: [annoyed] Dad, that's Monaco. -- A visit... - I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich,
on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, <and>... - Marge: [walking in] Homer! Where did you get that?
Homer: [pause] Get what? Marge: That giant donut. Homer... - Vendor: Sir, I must strongly advise you: Do not purchase this.
Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it...
