Marge: [walking In] Homer! Where Did You Get That?
Marge: [walking in] Homer! Where did you get that?
Homer: [pause] Get what?
Marge: That giant donut.
Homer: Well, I acquired it legally. You can be sure of that.
-- Found out, "Treehouse of Horror VI"
Well, I acquired it legally, you can be sure of that.
-- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VI...
Homer: Ah, the miracle mile, where value wears a neon sombrero and there's not a single church or library to offend the eye.
[spots "Lard Lad Donuts" and its tubby boy statue holding a donut over his head] There it is!...
Homer: [answering door] Hello? Yes? Oh. [sees that it's Lard Lad] Heh heh.
If you're looking for that big donut of yours, um....
Troy: [voiceover] When Homer sold his soul for a donut, he found Hell isn't all it's cracked up to be in these never-before broadcast scenes.
[a demon selects Homer's head from several and grips it] [he rolls it down an alley as Homer's head screams] [it hits the spiked pins and breaks open, revealing a note...
Marge: Homer! Get ready! Patty and Selma will be here any minute.
Homer: D'oh! Oh no...better ride this one out in the closet....
Lisa: [jubilant] It worked! They're all dead. Ba
Well, except for chubsy-ubsy over there. [everyone turns and gasps] [Lard Lad tempts Homer with the giant donut] Home...
Homer: D'oh! I mean...hey. Bart: Good morning, Father dear.
[hands him comics] Hope you're well. Lisa: Are we taking the new Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral today?...
Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer? Homer: [disembodied] Yes.
.. Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing is heard] Aah!...
Homer: [panicky] Oh my God, I'm going to be sucked into a black hole
I'm going to be sucked into oblivion, I'm going to be nothing, and what's going to be coming out the other side, I don't know!...