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• Vendor: Sir, I must strongly advise you: Do not purchase this.
  Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was once president of Algeria....
• Lisa: [takes the paw] I wish for world peace. [the second finger on the paw closes] Home
  Lisa, that was very selfish of you! -- `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
• Okily dokily! -- Ned Flanders, `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II
• Come to think of it, the guy that sold me this thing did say the wishes would bring grave misfortune.
  I thought he was just being colorful. -- Homer, `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
• Marge: Ew, Homer, where did you get that ugly thing?
  Homer: Why, at that little shop right over... there?...
• People of earth! We come to you in the spirit of hostility and menace!
  -- The green aliens, `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
• Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!
  -- The green aliens, `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
• Len: They're conking us with a club! Man: Wish we'd saved an A-bomb or two.
  .. -- Green aliens invade, `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
• I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, &l
  and> I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises....