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• Homer: Wow, `Win a trip to Washington, DC. All expenses paid, VIP tour'.
  .. Oh, it's for kids. [throws into trash] Lisa: Wait, Dad....
• Marge: [admiring the Washington Monument] [chuckles] Home
  Hey, what's so funny? Marge: [whispers] Homer: Oh, Marge, grow up....
• Who would have guessed reading and writing would pay off! -- Homer, "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washingto
• Homer: Bart! Get out of the Spirit of St. Louis! -- Or is it Looey?
  Mr. Lisa Goes to Washingto...
• We the purple? What the hell was that? -- Father to son on his essay topic, "Mr.
  Lisa Goes to Washingto...
• Faith: These are special VIP badges. They'll get you into places other tourists never see.
  Homer: Miss, what does the `I' stand for? Faith: Important....
• Lisa: Thanks for driving me to the contest, Dad. Home
  Sweetheart, there's nothing I wouldn't do for that magazine. -- "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washingto...
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Homer: [reads] Seven ways to spice up your marriage.
  [ahem] [reads woodenly] Marge, you have a nice body....