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• Page: Senator, there's a problem at the essay contest.
  Senator: Please, son, I'm very busy. Page: A little girl is losing faith in democracy!...
• as tranquil music plays in the background, Lisa writes her essay] What would Ben Franklin say if he were alive today?
  He'd say... [tranquil music abruptly stops] [erasing] Oh, think of a better opening....
• Wow! A shoe horn! Just like in the movies! -- Homer is amazed at what comes with the hotel room, "Mr.
  Lisa Goes to Washingto...
• Faith: Will the winning essay be... Bubble On, O Melting Pot, Lift High Your Lamp, Green Lady, USA A-OK, or Cesspool on the Potomac?
  Bart: Cesspool! Cesspool! Cesspool! Cesspool! -- Awards ceremony, "Mr....
• Homer: Wow, `Win a trip to Washington, DC. All expenses paid, VIP tour'.
  .. Oh, it's for kids. [throws into trash] Lisa: Wait, Dad....
• Marge: [admiring the Washington Monument] [chuckles] Home
  Hey, what's so funny? Marge: [whispers] Homer: Oh, Marge, grow up....
• Arnold: You must be Lisa Simpson. Lisa: Hello, sir.
  Arnold: Lisa, you're a doer. And who knows, maybe someday you'll be a congressman or a senator....
• Burns: Who is that bookworm, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? How very strange....
• Marge: Well, at least we got a free sample of Reading Digest.
  Homer: Marge, I never read a magazine in my life, and I'm not going to start now....