Homer: Oh, hello, Principal Skinner. I'd get up, but the boy crippled me.

Homer: Oh, hello, Principal Skinner. I'd get up, but the boy crippled
me.
Principal Skinner: Mm hm. I understand completely.
-- "The Crepes of Wrath"

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