Judge: Krusty the Clown, how do you plead?
Krusty: [brightly] I plead guilty, your honor.
[huge gasp from the crowd, Krusty looks around surprised]
Atty: [whispers into Krusty's ear]
Krusty: Oh, heh heh heh, not guilty, heh heh heh.
Opening-night jitters, your honor.
-- Just picture them in their underwear,
"Krusty Gets Busted"
Krusty: [brightly] I plead guilty, your honor.
[huge gasp from the crowd, Krusty looks around surprised]
Atty: [whispers into Krusty's ear]
Krusty: Oh, heh heh heh, not guilty, heh heh heh.
Opening-night jitters, your honor.
-- Just picture them in their underwear,
"Krusty Gets Busted"
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- Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest
insult of all -
[cocks gun] Krusty: [bursting in] Hey guys, I came... - Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans.
You will now go back to your home towns and... - Foreperson: We find the defendant, Krusty the Clown.
Guilty. Crowd: [gasp!] Defense Attorney: Ugh... - Krusty: Wasn't that a great Itchy and Scratchy cartoon,
kids? Well, we've got another one coming right... - Doll: I'm Krusty the Klown and I don't like you.
Homer:
Heh heh heh heh. Doll: I'm Krusty the Klown and I'm... - Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?"
kids: "Krusty!
" Krusty: "How much do you love me?" kids: "With... - Heh heh heh
... - Krusty: Don't blame me...
Krusty+Kids: <I> didn't do it!
Words to live by, "Krusty Gets... - Homer: Bart, you know that guy on your lunchbox?
Bart:
Oh, you mean Krusty the Clown? Homer: He's sort of...
