Foreperson: We Find The Defendant, Krusty The Clown.
Foreperson: We find the defendant, Krusty the Clown... Guilty.
Defense Attorney: Ugh! [bangs the table] I knew it!
This happens to me every time!
-- "Krusty Gets Busted"
Judge: Krusty the Clown, how do you plead? Krusty
[brightly] I plead guilty, your honor. [huge gasp from the crowd, Krusty looks around surprised] Atty...
Krusty: Don't blame me... Krusty+Kids: <I> didn't do it!
-- Words to live by, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Earth-to-Marge. Earth-to-Marge. I was there. The clown is G-I-L-L-T-Y.
-- Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Bart: Look at him. His clothes are so drab. Lisa
His face is so flesh-colored and sad. Bart: And his feet....
Chocolate ... double chocolate ... *gasp!* New flavor!
Triple chocolate!" -- Homer in "Krusty Gets Busted", from The Simpso...
Yeah. Wait a minute. It's the guy from TV. My kid's hero.
..Cruddy...Crummy...Krusty the Clown! -- Homer Simpson Krusty Gets Busted...
Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?" kids: "Krusty!
!" Krusty: "How much do you love me?" kids: "With all our hearts!...
Such senseless violence! I don't understand it." "We don't expect you to.
If cartoons were meant for adults, they'd be on in prime time....
Comedy, thy name is Krusty. -- Bart, "Krusty Gets Busted