Krusty: [holding a gun] Hand over all your money in a paper bag.
Apu: Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery.
I do work in a convenience store, you know.
-- "Krusty Gets Busted"
Apu: Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery.
I do work in a convenience store, you know.
-- "Krusty Gets Busted"
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- Hand over all your money in a paper bag!"
"Yes, yes,
I know the procedure for armed robbery. I do work in... - Krusty: Hey, what's going on, here?
Wiggum: Krusty the Clown,
you're under arrest for armed robbery. You... - Krusty: I don't know how to thank you kids.
Bart: That's all right,
Krusty. Lisa: We're getting fifty percent of the... - Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?"
kids: "Krusty!
" Krusty: "How much do you love me?" kids: "With... - Krusty: Don't blame me...
Krusty+Kids: <I> didn't do it!
Words to live by, "Krusty Gets... - Prosecutor: Betting slips, indicating that you've lost substantial sums
of money on sports gambling.
Krusty: [dramatically] Is it a crime to bet on... - Bart: I bet I can prove Krusty's innocent, but... [meekly] I need your
help.
Lisa: [genuinely not knowing] You do? Why? Bart:... - Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest
insult of all -
[cocks gun] Krusty: [bursting in] Hey guys, I came... - Judge: Krusty the Clown, how do you plead?
Krusty:
[brightly] I plead guilty, your honor. [huge...
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naive movie folks -
folks from a Hollywood where values are... ... - Quimby: Demand? Who are you to demand anything?
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Lisa: It's simple, Bart: you've defined yourself as...
