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• It doesn't seem possible, but I guess TV has betrayed me.
  -- Bart, "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire...
• Bart: Aw come on, Dad. This could be the miracle that saves the Simpsons' Christmas.
  If TV has taught me anything, it's that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas....
• Gee, Dad. You must really love us to sink *THIS* low.
  -- Bart to Homer in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", from The Simpso...
• Bart: Oh, Dad, can we keep him? Homer: But he's a loser!
  He's pathetic! He's... SLH: [licks Homer's face] Home...
• Maggie is walking by herself. Lisa got straight A's.
  And Bart... Well, we love Bart....
• You must really love us to sink so low.
• And if he runs away, he won't be hard to catch.
• Bart: Hey, Santa, what's shaking? Homer: What's your name, Bart .
  .. ner? -- er, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson....
• Chipmunks roasting on an open fire.