Bart: Aw come on, Dad. This could be the miracle that saves the
Simpsons' Christmas. If TV has taught me anything, it's that
miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas. It happened to
Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown, it happened to the
Smurfs, and it's going to happen to us!
Homer: Well, okay, let's go. Who's Tiny Tim?
-- "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
Simpsons' Christmas. If TV has taught me anything, it's that
miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas. It happened to
Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown, it happened to the
Smurfs, and it's going to happen to us!
Homer: Well, okay, let's go. Who's Tiny Tim?
-- "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
Related:
- Don't worry, Dad. Maybe this is just for suspense before the miracle
happens.
Bart's been watching too much TV, "Simpsons Roasting... - Maggie is walking by herself. Lisa got straight A's.
And Bart... Well, we love Bart. -- Marge writes the... - Gee, Dad. You must really love us to sink *THIS* low."
-
Bart to Homer in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"... - It doesn't seem possible, but I guess TV has betrayed me.
Bart, "Simpsons Roasting on an Open... - Marge: [writing] The magic of the season has touched us all.
Homer: Marge, haven't you finished that stupid letter... - Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list]
I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer... - Marge: A tattoo?
Homer: A what?
Bart: Yeah, they're cool,
and they last for the rest of your lives. Marge: You... - Skinner: The fifth grade will now favor us with a scene from Charles
uh.
Dickens' Christmas Carol. Homer: Ohhhh.... How many... - Marge: You will not be getting a tattoo for Christmas.
Homer: Yeah. If you want one, you'll have to pay for...
