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  Like, how come we never heard about this until today?...
• Marge: Lisa, Bart, what did you two learn in Sunday School today?
  Lisa: The answers to deep theological questions. Ba...
• Bart: Hmm, I wonder where Jimbo is today? He should have beaten us up for our lunch money an hour ago.
  Uter: [cutting in line] Oh, lunch lady? Please to have another sloppy Jimbo?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Oh, you're pregnant! We're going to have to have a baby.
  All our financial plans are ruined. We're doomed....
• Bart: Hello, there, fellow Shelbyvillians. Martin2
  Wait a minute. If you're from Shelbyville, how come we've never seen you at school?...
• Bart: I was wondering. How important is it to be popular?
  Homer: I'm glad you asked, son. Being popular is the most important thing in the world!...
• Abe: Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" 'cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty".
  I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles....
• Quimby: Are there any suggestions for how to attract more tourism?
  [Patty and Selma raise their hands] [they stand next to a blackboard with "Springfield" on it] Patty...