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• Bart: So, like sometimes you can do stuff that you think is pretty bad so other kids will like you better?
  Homer: You're not talking about killing anyone, are you? The Telltale Head...
• A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.
  -- Homer, "The Telltale Head...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
  No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
• Homer: Boy, you're gonna have to be punished for this.
  Bart: Dad, you punish me, but that means you have to think of a punishment, sit here and make sure I do it....
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.
  -- Homer in "Tell-Tale Head", from The Simpso...