Bart: I was wondering. How important is it to be popular?
Homer: I'm glad you asked, son. Being popular is the most important
thing in the world!
Bart: Like, sometimes, you could do stuff that you think is pretty bad,
so other kids will like you better?
Homer: You're not talking about killing anyone, are you?
Bart: No.
Homer: Are you!
Bart: No!
Homer: Then run along, you little scamp! [musses Bart's hair]
A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid
center.
-- "The Telltale Head"
Homer: I'm glad you asked, son. Being popular is the most important
thing in the world!
Bart: Like, sometimes, you could do stuff that you think is pretty bad,
so other kids will like you better?
Homer: You're not talking about killing anyone, are you?
Bart: No.
Homer: Are you!
Bart: No!
Homer: Then run along, you little scamp! [musses Bart's hair]
A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid
center.
-- "The Telltale Head"
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