Abe: Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety"
'cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that
rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles...
[children laughing]
Martin: "Dickety"? Highly dubious!
Abe: What're you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your
problem!
[children laughing]
Abe: Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss
how I invented the terlet.
Mrs.K: "Terlet"? Hah!
[children laughing]
Abe: Stop your snickerin'! I spent three years on that terlet!
-- Well, duh, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
'cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that
rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles...
[children laughing]
Martin: "Dickety"? Highly dubious!
Abe: What're you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your
problem!
[children laughing]
Abe: Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss
how I invented the terlet.
Mrs.K: "Terlet"? Hah!
[children laughing]
Abe: Stop your snickerin'! I spent three years on that terlet!
-- Well, duh, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
Related:
- Bart: Now we can get the treasure!
Abe: Oh, what's the use.
Burns would still find some way to take it from... - Abe: [narrating] The story of the Simpson family began in the Old
Country.
I forget which one exactly. My dad would drone ... - the doorbell rings]
Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma,
hide! [Marge closes the curtains] ... - Marge: I must say, Mr. Burns is being awfully inconsiderate -
selfish, even. [Bart and Lisa walk in]... - Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
Maybe I could have been something more than... - Homer: [expansive] So, how was everybody's day at school?
Bart: Horrifying! Lisa: Pointless! Marge: Exhausting... - Abe: Hey, the lamp's running away!
Bart: That's my dog,
man! Abe: So long, lamp. Now stop loafing and help... - Abe: Boy, you borrow us some diving equipment while I borrow
this boat.
[starts sawing the anchor] Ned: [on the boat]... - Bob: So sorry, Mr. Simpson. Your house is blocking construction of
our new Matlock Expressway.
[camera pulls back to show expressway looming overhead]...
From the same category:
- Skowie: [pumped full of lead by a passing motorcyclist,
lying in a pool of his own blood] Damn, damn... - Laura's mother: Well, I know what you're thinking, and the answer is
yes.
I want to be fixed up with one of your friends as soon... - Treat kids like equals! They're people too! They're smarter than you
think!
They were smart enough to catch me! -- Sideshow Bob... - Well, there's only one name left. Whoever it is will be paired with me.
And that person is -- Waylon Smithers. Perfect. That's... - Homer: Aw, I need a hug.
[everyone pauses,
then hugs him] How come you guys hesitated...
