Marge: Lisa, Bart, what did you two learn in Sunday School today?
Lisa: The answers to deep theological questions.
Bart: Yeah, among other things, apes can't get into heaven.
Homer: What? Those cute little monkeys? That's terrible.
Who told you that?
Bart: Our teacher.
Homer: I can understand how they wouldn't let in those wild jungle apes,
but what about those really smart ones who live among us? Who
roller-skate and smoke cigars?
-- And work in nuclear power plants, "The Telltale Head"
Lisa: The answers to deep theological questions.
Bart: Yeah, among other things, apes can't get into heaven.
Homer: What? Those cute little monkeys? That's terrible.
Who told you that?
Bart: Our teacher.
Homer: I can understand how they wouldn't let in those wild jungle apes,
but what about those really smart ones who live among us? Who
roller-skate and smoke cigars?
-- And work in nuclear power plants, "The Telltale Head"
Related:
- I can understand how they wouldn't let in those wild jungle apes, but what
about those really smart ones who live among us who rollerskate and smoke
cigars?
-- Homer Simpson, on Heaven The Telltale Head... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Bart: Man, that's some story!
Lisa: But there are still a few things I don't get.
Like, how come we never heard about this until today?... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?... - Homer: Loyal Stonecutters, let us begin our reenactment of the
Battle of Gettysburg.
[camera pulls back to reveal scattered, costumed monkeys] Marge... - Marge: So, what did you children learn about today?
Bart: Hell. Homer: Bart! Bart: But that's what we learned about.... - Lisa: What's up there?
Bart: Is it a monster?
Lisa
We have to know. Bart: Tell us what's the secret.... - Milhouse: Will there be cavemen in heaven?
Sunday School Teache
Certainly not! Bart: Uh, ma'am? What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated.... - Lisa: [on phone] Oh no, that's awful, Mr. Puente. What?
Oh, he owns the nuclear power plant. Yeah, I'd like to settle his hash too....
