Man: Oh, She Looks Sad. Bart: That's 'cause She Knows You're Looking At Her.
Man: Oh, she looks sad.
Bart: That's 'cause she knows you're looking at her.
Lisa: [turns] Although I'm aware you're looking at me, I would look
exactly the same even if you weren't.
-- "Stark Raving Dad"
Marge: Bart, I asked you to watch your sister [Maggie].
Bart: I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me! -- A likely story, "Stark Raving Dad...
Homer: [reading the note] Lisa refuses to play dodgeball because she is sad.
[end of note] She doesn't look sad. I don't see any tears in her eyes....
Homer: Lisa, you like homework. Could you fill out this form for me?
Lisa: Well, all right. If you'll listen to the poem I just wrote....
o the tune of the Colonel Bogey March] Lisa, her teeth are big and green.
Lisa, she smells like gasoline. Lisa, da da da Disa....
Bart: Why would anybody want to touch a girl's butt?
That's where cooties come from! Lisa: Dad, I don't understand....
Bart: [on the phone] Yes, Dad, I solemnly swear I will not tell another living soul.
... No, not even Millhouse. [hangs up] [intense, but brief, mental struggle] [dials phone] Hello, Millhouse?...
Lisa: Bart, the entire town is howling for your blood, and before I join them, I have one question.
Today is my birthday. You promised to get me something and....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Bart: Dad, maybe you should do this. Homer: Son, it's no different than the time I let you vote for me.
Remember that absentee ballot?...