Bart: Dad, Maybe You Should Do This. Homer: Son, It's No Different Than The Time I Let You Vote For Me.
Bart: Dad, maybe you should do this.
Homer: Son, it's no different than the time I let you vote for me.
Remember that absentee ballot?
-- On filling out a psychiatric evaluation form,
"Stark Raving Dad"
Bart: Hey, Dad, do you hear voices? Homer: [angrily] Yes, I'm hearing one right now while I'm trying to watch TV.
.. Bart: [checks] Yes. Are you quick to anger? Home...
Lisa: Bart, the entire town is howling for your blood, and before I join them, I have one question.
Today is my birthday. You promised to get me something and....
Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
Man: Your father really needs your help. You don't want him to get a lobotomy, do you?
Bart: Hm... lobotomy... [begin dream] [Bart is playing in the house and breaks a lamp] Home...
Marge: Bart, I asked you to watch your sister [Maggie].
Bart: I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me! -- A likely story, "Stark Raving Dad...
Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
Joe's Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em. -- Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving Dad
Joe's Crematorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. -- Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving Dad
Homer: Lisa, you like homework. Could you fill out this form for me?
Lisa: Well, all right. If you'll listen to the poem I just wrote....