Homer: Lisa, You Like Homework. Could You Fill Out This Form For Me?

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Homer: Lisa, you like homework. Could you fill out this form for me?
Lisa: Well, all right. If you'll listen to the poem I just wrote.
Homer: D'oh!! Oh, okay.
Lisa: Meditations on Turning Eight, by Lisa Simpson.
I had a cat named Snowball --
She died! She died!
Mom said she was sleeping --
She lied! She lied!
Why oh why is my cat dead?
Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead?
[next verse]
I had a hamster named Snuffy --
He died...
Homer: [takes his form] No deal.
-- Death and Transfiguration, "Stark Raving Dad"