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• Lisa: Bart, in the split second before he died, I bet Scratchy appreciated his birthday present.
  Do you see how this relates to us? Bart: Hey, you want that once-a-year empty gesture?...
• Man: Oh, she looks sad. Bart: That's 'cause she knows you're looking at her.
  Lisa: [turns] Although I'm aware you're looking at me, I would look exactly the same even if you weren't....
• Lisa: Bart, the entire town is howling for your blood, and before I join them, I have one question.
  Today is my birthday. You promised to get me something and....
• Dear Bart, I am using the stationery Mom and Dad gave me &l
  for my birthday> to inform you that we are now brother and sister in name only....
• Man: Bart, think. What happens to you when you turn eight?
  Bart: Well, your training wheels come off your bike....
• Homer: Lisa, you like homework. Could you fill out this form for me?
  Lisa: Well, all right. If you'll listen to the poem I just wrote....
• Marge: Bart, I asked you to watch your sister [Maggie].
  Bart: I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me! -- A likely story, "Stark Raving Dad...
• Lisa: [entering treehouse] So here's where you're hiding!
  Bart: Yeah. This is my only refuge from the taunts and accusations of the townspeople....
• This is going to be Art's greatest moment since Mona Lisa sat down and told Leonardo Da Vinci that she was in a slightly odd mood.
  .. -- Edmund : Captain Cook...