O The Tune Of The Colonel Bogey March] Lisa, Her Teeth Are Big And Green.
[to the tune of the Colonel Bogey March]
Lisa, her teeth are big and green.
Lisa, she smells like gasoline.
Lisa, da da da Disa.
She is my sister, her birthday, I missed-a.
-- Bart's birthday song for Lisa, "Stark Raving Dad"
Lisa: Bart, in the split second before he died, I bet Scratchy appreciated his birthday present.
Do you see how this relates to us? Bart: Hey, you want that once-a-year empty gesture?...
Man: Oh, she looks sad. Bart: That's 'cause she knows you're looking at her.
Lisa: [turns] Although I'm aware you're looking at me, I would look exactly the same even if you weren't....
Lisa: Bart, the entire town is howling for your blood, and before I join them, I have one question.
Today is my birthday. You promised to get me something and....
Dear Bart, I am using the stationery Mom and Dad gave me &l
for my birthday> to inform you that we are now brother and sister in name only....
Man: Bart, think. What happens to you when you turn eight?
Bart: Well, your training wheels come off your bike....
Homer: Lisa, you like homework. Could you fill out this form for me?
Lisa: Well, all right. If you'll listen to the poem I just wrote....
Marge: Bart, I asked you to watch your sister [Maggie].
Bart: I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me! -- A likely story, "Stark Raving Dad...
Lisa: [entering treehouse] So here's where you're hiding!
Bart: Yeah. This is my only refuge from the taunts and accusations of the townspeople....
This is going to be Art's greatest moment since Mona Lisa sat down and told Leonardo Da Vinci that she was in a slightly odd mood.
.. -- Edmund : Captain Cook...