Marge: Bart, I Asked You To Watch Your Sister [Maggie].
Marge: Bart, I asked you to watch your sister [Maggie].
Bart: I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me!
-- A likely story, "Stark Raving Dad"
o the tune of the Colonel Bogey March] Lisa, her teeth are big and green.
Lisa, she smells like gasoline. Lisa, da da da Disa....
Man: Oh, she looks sad. Bart: That's 'cause she knows you're looking at her.
Lisa: [turns] Although I'm aware you're looking at me, I would look exactly the same even if you weren't....
Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock....
Lisa: Bart, the entire town is howling for your blood, and before I join them, I have one question.
Today is my birthday. You promised to get me something and....
Bart: Dad, maybe you should do this. Homer: Son, it's no different than the time I let you vote for me.
Remember that absentee ballot?...
Dear Bart, I am using the stationery Mom and Dad gave me &l
for my birthday> to inform you that we are now brother and sister in name only....
Marge: I told you kids you were going to send your father to the crazy house!
Bart: No, Mom, you said poor house. Marge: I said crazy house....
Lisa: So, Dad, were you excited that Mom was pregnant?
Homer: Actually, your mother hadn't told me. At that time I had no idea Maggie even existed....
Bart: Hey, Mom! Dad's in a mental institution! Marge
Oh, my God... Mother was right! -- "Stark Raving Dad...