Marge: Bart, I asked you to watch your sister [Maggie].
Bart: I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me!
-- A likely story, "Stark Raving Dad"
Bart: I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me!
-- A likely story, "Stark Raving Dad"
Related:
- to the tune of the Colonel Bogey March]
Lisa, her teeth are big and green.
Lisa, she smells like gasoline. Lisa, da da da Disa... - Man: Oh, she looks sad.
Bart: That's 'cause she knows you're looking at her.
Lisa: [turns] Although I'm aware you're looking at... - Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents,
but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family... - Lisa: Bart, the entire town is howling for your blood,
and before I join them, I have one question.... - Bart: Dad, maybe you should do this.
Homer: Son, it's no different than the time I let you vote for me.
Remember that absentee ballot? -- On filling out... - Dear Bart, I am using the stationery Mom and Dad gave me <for my
birthday> to inform you that we are now brother and sister in name only.
Perhaps if a professional so advises, I will give you... - Marge: I told you kids you were going to send your father to the crazy
house!
Bart: No, Mom, you said poor house. Marge: I said... - Lisa: So, Dad, were you excited that Mom was pregnant?
Homer: Actually, your mother hadn't told me. At that... - Bart: Hey, Mom! Dad's in a mental institution!
Marge:
Oh, my God... Mother was right! -- "Stark Raving...
