Bart: [on the phone]
Yes, Dad, I solemnly swear I will not tell another living soul.
...
No, not even Millhouse. [hangs up]
[intense, but brief, mental struggle]
[dials phone]
Hello, Millhouse? Can you keep a secret?
Millhouse: No.
Bart: Oh, well, who cares.
-- I've got a secret, "Stark Raving Dad"
Yes, Dad, I solemnly swear I will not tell another living soul.
...
No, not even Millhouse. [hangs up]
[intense, but brief, mental struggle]
[dials phone]
Hello, Millhouse? Can you keep a secret?
Millhouse: No.
Bart: Oh, well, who cares.
-- I've got a secret, "Stark Raving Dad"
Related:
- Man: Hello? Who's this?
Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
Man: I'm Michael Jackson. -- Bart answers the phone... - Martin: How about this, guys? Bart can have it Mondays and
Thursdays,
Millhouse will get it Tuesdays and Fridays, and ... - on phone]
Cayman Islands guy: [laughs] I'm sorry, but I cannot divulge
information about that customer's secret illegal
account.
[hangs up] Oh, crap. I shouldn't... - Bart jots down a message]
Uh huh. New Bedlam Asylum.
Loves us. Needs us. Fears he may never see us again... - Joe's Crematorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em.
-
Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving... - Joe's Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.
--
Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving... - Ahem. This is a videotape for my daughter Maggie. Hi,
Maggie! I'm speaking to you from beyond the grave... - Bart: Hey, Mom! Dad's in a mental institution!
Marge:
Oh, my God... Mother was right! -- "Stark Raving... - Marge: I've got to tell Homer about this baby in just the right
way and at just the right time.
Until then, please, keep this to yourselves...
