Homer: [reading the note] Lisa refuses to play dodgeball because she
is sad. [end of note] She doesn't look sad. I don't see any
tears in her eyes.
Lisa: It's not that kind of sad. I'm sorry Dad, but you wouldn't
understand.
Homer: Oh sure I would, Princess. I have feeling too, you know, like
"My stomach hurts', or "I'm going crazy!"
-- "Moaning Lisa"
is sad. [end of note] She doesn't look sad. I don't see any
tears in her eyes.
Lisa: It's not that kind of sad. I'm sorry Dad, but you wouldn't
understand.
Homer: Oh sure I would, Princess. I have feeling too, you know, like
"My stomach hurts', or "I'm going crazy!"
-- "Moaning Lisa"
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- I have feelings too - like "My stomach hurts" or "I'm going crazy!"
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Homer: You look great,
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