Martin: How About This, Guys? Bart Can Have It Mondays And Thursdays, Millhouse Will Get It Tuesdays And Fridays, And Yours Truly Will Take It Wednesdays And Saturdays.

Bart: [on the phone] Yes, Dad, I solemnly swear I will not tell another living soul.
... No, not even Millhouse. [hangs up] [intense, but brief, mental struggle] [dials phone] Hello, Millhouse?...
Bart: We worked so hard, and now it's all gone.
We ended up with nothing because the three of us can't share....
Lewis: Oh no, he's hurt. ?: Bad. Millhouse
Let's get out of here! -- kids after Bart hurts himself doing a stunt, "Bart the Daredevil...
Ahem. This is a videotape for my daughter Maggie. Hi, Maggie!
I'm speaking to you from beyond the grave. Woooooooo!...
Martin: [takes a seat at the front of the bus] Ba
No! Martin: No? Bart: Only geeks sit in the front seat....
Bart: Man, that's some story! Lisa: But there are still a few things I don't get.
Like, how come we never heard about this until today?...
Bart: [hammering away] Homer: Bart, you don't have any hobbies, do you, boy?
Bart: No, not really. Homer: Well, that what I......
Announcer: Rasputin, the friendly Russian! Millhouse
Didn't he use to be the Mad Russian? Lisa: Yes, but I'm afraid the forces of history have changed wrestling, perhaps forever....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...