Man: Hello? Who's This? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. Who The Hell Are You?
Man: Hello? Who's this?
Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
Man: I'm Michael Jackson.
-- Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving Dad"
Bart: Looney Toons, this is what Michael Jackson looks like.
[shows an album] You're nothing but a big fat mental patient....
Bart: [on the phone] Yes, Dad, I solemnly swear I will not tell another living soul.
... No, not even Millhouse. [hangs up] [intense, but brief, mental struggle] [dials phone] Hello, Millhouse?...
Man: I'm Michael Jackson. Bart: <The> Michael Jackson?
[makes scoffing sound] No way! Man: It's true. I'm with your father in a mental institution....
Bart jots down a message] Uh huh. New Bedlam Asylum.
Loves us. Needs us. Fears he may never see us again....
Homer: [on the phone with Bart] I'm bringing Michael Jackson home to stay with us for a few days.
[aside] Isn't that cute, he's heard of you....
Joe's Crematorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. -- Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving Dad
Joe's Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em. -- Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving Dad
Homer: Who are you? Man: Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, from The Jacksons.
Homer: I'm Homer Simpson, from The Simpsons... -- Homer meets his cell-mate at the asylum, "Stark Raving Dad" [A little meta-humor for your enjoyment....
Man: [in his normal voice] Well, my work is done here.
Bart: Hey, Michael, what happened to your voice? Ma...