Ahem. This Is A Videotape For My Daughter Maggie. Hi, Maggie!

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Ahem. This is a videotape for my daughter Maggie. Hi, Maggie! I'm
speaking to you from beyond the grave. Woooooooo! Hee hee hee, hope
that didn't scare you. Well, Maggie, you're grown-up now, and unless
you taped over this, you're probably wondering what kind of man
your father was. He was a simple man, a kind man, a gentle man who
loved his children and... [phone rings] D'oh! [answers] Hello!
Yeah, he's here, who is this? [scratches his butt] ... Bart's friend
Millhouse? Bart! Get your butt down here!
-- Homer tries to make a tape for Maggie, "One Fish,
Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish"