Man: [in his normal voice] Well, my work is done here.
Bart: Hey, Michael, what happened to your voice?
Man: This is my real voice. My name is Leon Kompowski, and I'm a
bricklayer from Paterson, New Jersey. All my life, I was very
angry. Until one day, I just [Michael Jackson voice] talked like
this. [in his normal voice] All of a sudden, everyone was
smiling at me, and I was only doing good on this earth. So I
kept on doing it. To make a tired point, which one of us is truly
crazy?
Homer: Not me, I've got this! [shows his certificate]
-- "Stark Raving Dad"
Bart: Hey, Michael, what happened to your voice?
Man: This is my real voice. My name is Leon Kompowski, and I'm a
bricklayer from Paterson, New Jersey. All my life, I was very
angry. Until one day, I just [Michael Jackson voice] talked like
this. [in his normal voice] All of a sudden, everyone was
smiling at me, and I was only doing good on this earth. So I
kept on doing it. To make a tired point, which one of us is truly
crazy?
Homer: Not me, I've got this! [shows his certificate]
-- "Stark Raving Dad"
Related:
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go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell... - Jack Webb voice:) This is the city. Lambertville,
New Jersey. I work here. I carry a tune. I was changing... - Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all... - Marge: Lisa, you got a letter.
Lisa: It's from my pen-pal Anya!
[reads] Anya: [voice over] Dear Lisa, as I write this... - Flanders: Reverend, I'm, uh, I'm afraid something terrible has
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Lovejoy: Well, sit down and rap with me brother,... - Bart: [sleepy] Hello?
Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog,
Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr. Bart... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - I would gladly raise my voice in praise of women,
only they won't let me raise my voice. --... - On this morning in August when I was 13, my mother sent us out pick
tomatoes.
Back in April I'd have killed for a fresh tomato, but...
From the same category:
- That's the problem with being middle-class.
Anybody who really cares will abandon you for those who need it more.
Mr. Bergstrom's parting remarks, "Lisa's... - Myers: Hey, Krusty, you look great. You get your teeth bleached?
Krusty: Yeah, it's a new kind of polymer treatment... - Moe: Clean house, no silverfish. Coulda been very happy here.
[knock at door] Homer! Homer: Moe! What are... - Tom: Uh, how'd you solve the door dilemma?
Buzz:
Homer Simpson was the real hero here. He jury-rigged... - Bob: Only _I_ could have executed such a masterpiece of electoral
fraud.
And I have the records to prove it! Here, just look...
