Bart: Hey, Dad, Do You Hear Voices? Homer: [angrily] Yes, I'm Hearing One Right Now While I'm Trying To Watch TV.

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Bart: Hey, Dad, do you hear voices?
Homer: [angrily] Yes, I'm hearing one right now while I'm trying to
watch TV...
Bart: [checks] Yes. Are you quick to anger?
Homer: Bart! Shut up or I'll shut you up!
Bart: [checks] Yes. Do you wet your pants? Well, even the best of us
has an occasional accident.
[checks the remainder of the form `Yes' all the way down]
-- Filling out a psychiatric evaluation form,
"Stark Raving Dad"