Homer: [on the phone with Bart]
I'm bringing Michael Jackson home to stay with us for a few days.
[aside] Isn't that cute, he's heard of you.
[to phone] Now make sure we have plenty of cold cuts, and put
some beer on ice...
Man: Um, Homer, I'm a vegetarian, and I don't drink.
Homer: Are you <sure> you're here voluntarily?
-- Checking out of the New Bedlam Home for the
Emotionally Interesting, "Stark Raving Dad"