Homer: [sarcastic] All right, Lisa, you got your way. Your Mom's going
to a psychiatrist. She's going to tell Marge to leave me. It'll
break up the family and you'll have to live with your grandmother
and pick beans.
Lisa: Dad, I like picking beans with Gramma.
Homer: Well, keep it up, then.
Lisa: [sarcastic] OK, I will.
Homer: Good. You do that.
Lisa: Fine.
Homer: You'll be picking many a bean.
Lisa: Hope I do.
-- Homer gives his kids sarcasm lessons,
"Fear of Flying"
to a psychiatrist. She's going to tell Marge to leave me. It'll
break up the family and you'll have to live with your grandmother
and pick beans.
Lisa: Dad, I like picking beans with Gramma.
Homer: Well, keep it up, then.
Lisa: [sarcastic] OK, I will.
Homer: Good. You do that.
Lisa: Fine.
Homer: You'll be picking many a bean.
Lisa: Hope I do.
-- Homer gives his kids sarcasm lessons,
"Fear of Flying"
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Marge: {Homer,
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Marge: [happy] Judge,
jury, and executioner, all rolled into one, you ... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think
they're getting to be a problem.
Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear... - Homer: ... Your turn.
Lisa: Hmm, truth.
Homer: Uh,
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Marge: We've got to be realistic,
kids. Who's going to have a big enough heart...
