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• Homer: Lisa, you like homework. Could you fill out this form for me?
  Lisa: Well, all right. If you'll listen to the poem I just wrote....
• Lisa: I can't believe it, Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so sweet!
  Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside, poison on the inside....
• Bart: [sees Snowball 2] Every day, same old cat. I'll make it more interesting.
  [furrows his brow, turning the cat into a multi-colored fire-breathing whatever] Snowball...
• Bart: Did you guys hear something moving around in the attic last night?
  Homer: Attic? Oh, that's silly. [laughs] Seriously though, don't ever go up there....
• Bart: [sarcastically] Enjoy your bath? Lisa: No, not really.
  Bart: Oh, too bad. Well I've certainly had fun vacuuming....
• Hibbert: Yes, I remember Bart's birth well. You don't forget a thing like.
  .. [dramatic] Siamese twins! Lisa: I believe they prefer to be called "conjoined twins"....
• Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
  Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?...
• Announcer: There's a volcano waiting to erupt in the Pacific Rim.
  Its name: medium-term convertible debentures....
• Marge: Goodness, what's wrong? Bart: We both had nightmares.
  Lisa: Can we sleep with you? Homer: You both toilet trained?...