Homer: ...and his _wife_ comes through the door!
Bart: [bored] So?
Homer: Did I mention that she was dead?
Homer: Well, she was. Aaaand she hit him in the head with a
Homer: Don't you remember? He went golfing all the time and it really
Lisa: You said he went bowling!
Abe: Homer! I've coughed up scarier stuff than that!
-- "Treehouse of Horror III"