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• Homer: How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that.
  He's a wonderful, kind, caring man -- maybe even more so than me....
• Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
  Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock....
• ound of Bobby McFerrin song finishing] Marty: That was Bobby McFerrin's new one, "I'm Worried (Need Money)".
  If you want tickets to the big Pigskin Classic [oinking noise] just get to a phone and be our thirteenth caller....
• Homer: Wait a minute: we all know the one thing we won't need in the future!
  Left-handed stores. That's you, Flanders! [whispered to Rod & Todd] I'm terribly story....
• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
• Homer: Hey! What's up for today, Neddy? Ned: Uh, er, Homer, we're gonna visit the boys' grandmother.
  Family only, you know? Homer: Right! No reporters....
• Ned: See anything you like? [at Ned's lawn sale] Home
  Oh, I get it! It's not good enough for you, but it's good enough for me!...
• Ned: At times like these, I used to turn to the Bible and find solace, but even the Good Book can't help me now.
  Homer: Why not? Ned: I sold it to you for seven cents. Homer: Oh. -- "When Flanders Failed...
• Homer: Hey Flanders! All Flanders: Hidely-ho, neighborino!
  Homer: Shut up! All Flanders: Okily-dokily!...