Chuck: Good Afternoon, Sir. I'm Chuck Ellis, From The Springfield Collection Agency, And I'm Here To Ask You Why You Don't Think You Need To Pay Your Bills.

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Chuck: Good afternoon, sir. I'm Chuck Ellis, from the Springfield
Collection Agency, and I'm here to ask you why you don't think
you need to pay your bills.
Homer: Oh, I know I need to pay them, but there's just so many!
Chuck: Does it make you feel good about yourself to owe people money?
We've been very patient with you, Mr. Flanders.
Homer: I know, but... Wait a minute, I'm Homer Simpson. Ned Flanders
lives over there. Flanders is in debt? Are you sure?
Chuck: Ha. We don't make mistakes.
-- "When Flanders Failed"