Chuck: Good afternoon, sir. I'm Chuck Ellis, from the Springfield
Collection Agency, and I'm here to ask you why you don't think
you need to pay your bills.
Homer: Oh, I know I need to pay them, but there's just so many!
Chuck: Does it make you feel good about yourself to owe people money?
We've been very patient with you, Mr. Flanders.
Homer: I know, but... Wait a minute, I'm Homer Simpson. Ned Flanders
lives over there. Flanders is in debt? Are you sure?
Chuck: Ha. We don't make mistakes.
-- "When Flanders Failed"
Collection Agency, and I'm here to ask you why you don't think
you need to pay your bills.
Homer: Oh, I know I need to pay them, but there's just so many!
Chuck: Does it make you feel good about yourself to owe people money?
We've been very patient with you, Mr. Flanders.
Homer: I know, but... Wait a minute, I'm Homer Simpson. Ned Flanders
lives over there. Flanders is in debt? Are you sure?
Chuck: Ha. We don't make mistakes.
-- "When Flanders Failed"
Related:
- Homer: How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that.
He's a wonderful, kind, caring man -- maybe... - Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents,
but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family... - sound of Bobby McFerrin song finishing]
Marty: That was Bobby McFerrin's new one,
"I'm Worried (Need Money)". If you want tickets... - Homer: Wait a minute: we all know the one thing we won't need in the
future!
Left-handed stores. That's you, Flanders! ... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Homer: Hey! What's up for today, Neddy?
Ned: Uh,
er, Homer, we're gonna visit the boys' grandmother... - Ned: See anything you like? [at Ned's lawn sale]
Homer:
Oh, I get it! It's not good enough for you, but it's... - Ned: At times like these, I used to turn to the Bible and find solace,
but even the Good Book can't help me now. Homer: Why... - Homer: Hey Flanders!
All Flanders: Hidely-ho, neighborino!
Homer: Shut up! All Flanders: Okily-dokily! ...
