Young Selma: We'll give you half our allowance.
Young Patty: Uh huh. But you have to be our slave.
Young Marge: Oh, okay.
Young Selma: This gives us a lot more free time.
Young Patty: Uh huh. Let's take up smoking.
-- Marge wants to buy a light-bulb toy oven,
"Three Men and a Comic Book"
Young Patty: Uh huh. But you have to be our slave.
Young Marge: Oh, okay.
Young Selma: This gives us a lot more free time.
Young Patty: Uh huh. Let's take up smoking.
-- Marge wants to buy a light-bulb toy oven,
"Three Men and a Comic Book"
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