Cop: Hey, uh, do you have liquor license here, young fella?
Bart: Uh, my dog ate it.
-- Bart's one-time lemonade stand is now a beer stand,
"Three Men and a Comic Book"
Bart: Uh, my dog ate it.
-- Bart's one-time lemonade stand is now a beer stand,
"Three Men and a Comic Book"
Related:
- Bart: [Daniel Stern's voice, a la Wonder Years] Me?
Get a job? Were they serious? I didn't realize... - Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms.
-- Bart,
Romancing the Comic, "Three Men and a Comic... - Young Selma: We'll give you half our allowance.
Young Patty:
Uh huh. But you have to be our slave. Young Marge... - Barney: Hey, Bart, can you give me one on credit? I'm a little short
this week.
Bart: Beat it. -- No harm in trying, "Three Men... - Bart: Hey, Martin, tell him what we do with squealers.
Martin: I don't know. Is it worse than what you do... - Marge: Maybe a part-time job is the answer.
Bart: Oh,
Mom, I couldn't ask you to do that. Your already taking... - Moe: [answering the phone] Flaming Moe's.
Bart: Uh,
yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass... - Martin: I would've thought that being hit by an atomic bomb would've
killed him.
Bart: Now you know better. -- The gang read the... - Judge: Hello, Bart. Now, you do understand the difference between
telling the truth and telling a lie,
don't you son? Bart: Maybe. Judge: Uh huh. Well,...
