Mr. Bergstrom: Lisa, your homework is always so neat.
How can I put this? Does your father help you with it.
Lisa: No. Homework's not my father's specialty.
-- "Lisa's Substitute"
How can I put this? Does your father help you with it.
Lisa: No. Homework's not my father's specialty.
-- "Lisa's Substitute"
Related:
- Marge: Why don't we invite Mr. Bergstrom to dinner?
Lisa: Oh, Mom! That's wonderful! Can I find... - Bart: Here's your stupid homework.
Lisa: Ooh. Phonics,
functions, vocabulary, ... remedial reading? ... - Lisa: Hi, Mom.
Marge: Lisa! Hello. How are you doing in England?
Remember, an elevator is called a "lift", a... - Bergstrom: [enters the classroom, guns ablazin']
Skinner:
Are you the substitute? Bergstrom: Yessir, yes I aim... - Homer: Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic,
so I want you to show your father some love... - That's the problem with being middle-class.
Anybody who really cares will abandon you for those who need it more.
Mr. Bergstrom's parting remarks, "Lisa's... - Marge: I can't believe I put my own pleasure ahead of my home and
family.
That is so like me. Homer: Oh, Marge, don't blame yourself... - Bart: Hey, Lis. A moment of your time.
Lisa: [stops playing her sax] Yeah?
Bart: Suppose I was writing my <second> letter to... - Boy1: Hey, nice smile.
Lisa: Thanks.
Boy2: Hey, what are you talking to her for?
She's just going to say something weird. Lisa...
From the same category:
- Lisa: Goodbye, Mr. Sherman. If I ever play Carnegie Hall,
I'll give you a call. Jay: And if you ever... - Homer: Ah... The old fishin' hole. So peaceful and relaxing,
doesn't even matter if I catch a single fish... - Skinner: [faking a yawn] Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had
by all.
I'm pooped. Chalmers: Yes, I guess I should be -- ... - Lisa: Where are the dice?
Todd: Daddy says dice are wicked.
Rod: We just move one space at a time. It's less... - Marge: Yeesh, this house stinks! You're not just putting the new
newspapers over the old ones,
are you? Homer: Do you have a better idea? -- Well...
