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• Bart: Hey, Lis. A moment of your time. Lisa: [stops playing her sax] Yeah?
  Bart: Suppose I was writing my <second> letter to a girl, and I already used up my A-material....
• Edna: Tonight's homework assignment is -- Ba
  [exaggerated] Oh, man: is it hot in here. I'd better take off my sweater....
• Marge: Oh, Homer, there seems to be a lot of good obedience schools here.
  Bart: Oh, school, right, yeah, that's your answer to everything....
• Homer: Here's your magazines. How many of these guys are named Corey?
  Lisa: Eight. Thanks, Dad. Bart's Dog Gets An F...
• Yello? ... Hi, Lisa, what's wrong? ... The mumps?
  Ooh, the kissing disease....
• Lisa: Dad, this isn't about glue. It's about territoriality.
  He only wants the glue because I'm using it....
• If anyone wants to learn more about zinc, they're welcome to stay.
  ... We can talk about anything. ... I'll do your homework for ya?...
• Homer: [gasps, then realizes] Oh, it's Bart. I can't believe it.
  I'm being mocked. By my own children. On my birthday....
• The memory of a million drop stitches flows in your veins.
  -- Marge telling Lisa she is genetically programmed to know how to sew....