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• Bart: Is there maple syrup in this one? Smithers: There isn't any food in any of these trees.
  Please, Bart, we've got to hurry! I can't be the last one to reach the cabin....
• Burns: Thanks for not making fun of my genitalia. Marge
  [sotto voce] I thought I did. -- On Marge's portrait of Mr. Burns, "Brush with Greatne...
• Lisa: Mr. Smithers, Mr. Smithers! That moose is on fire!
  Smithers: Fine, good. I don't care anymore. -- "Mountain of Madne...
• Burns: Thank you so much for visiting our plant, Dr.
  Kissinger. Henry: It was fun. Smithers: We'll let you know if your glasses turn up....
• Burns: A non-profit organization with oil...I won't allow it!
  [camera pulls back to show Burns with his feet up on a tandem exercise bike and Smithers pedaling] An oil well doesn't belong in the hands of Betsy Bleedingheart and Maynard G....
• Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
  I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson....
• Burns: Imagine it, Smithers: electrical lights and heaters running all day long!
  Smithers: But Sir! Every plant and tree will die, owls will deafen us with incessant hooting....
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Smithers: Oh...could I have shot Mr. Burns in a drunken rage?
  No, no, not me. I know in my heart I -- [reaches into trenchcoat inside pocket] [gasps] A gun!...